June 2013
When I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more ugly and 900% mad
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
“Writers are never fully present because they’re always imagining a different version of the way things are happening; imagining the past in a different way, imagining the present in a different way, imagining the future in a different way.”
—Jessica Soffer (via rabbitinthemoon)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
